• What the…?!? #
  • I hate it when fans boo obviously correct calls. And spiders, I hate spiders, too. #
  • Hey, check it out. Larry Fitzgerald plays for the Cards #
  • Gearing up for the probowl. #
  • The iPhone has revolutionized going to the bathroom. #
  • @dslife don’t act like you, and every other iPhone owner hasn’t realized that. #
  • I’d rather be rich than stupid #
  • Editing block. Looking for the “Madden Suggests” button on After Effects. #
  • Personally, I think 9 gold medals is more impressive if it turns out Michael Phelps is a pothead. #
  • It’s like fires on the rooftops! #
  • If I was on death row, and had a last meal, I’d make a Costco hotdog. And then i’d try to sneak out through the back. #
  • I’ve been shocking the crap out of myself on everything lately. I’m hoping it’s the early stages of acquiring a super power. #
  • Just saw the trash man sprint over, grab the trash, throw it in, and scream ‘go go!’ and it peeled out. I think I just saw a trash heist. #
  • My Time Machine isn’t working properly. The Mac one, not the bend-the-fabric-of-time one. That one works fine. #
  • Checking local college course catalogs to see if any of them offer courses on how to be Liam Neeson. #
  • @iwarshak just to be clear, we’re talking “Taken” Liam Neeson and not “Les Miserables” Liam Neeson, right? #