• Freelancing would be a lot more profitable if the clients would actually pay for said freelance work. #
  • Open Enrollment meeting 2009. The most exciting thing that’s happened to me since Open Enrollment Meeting 2008. #
  • Does the new insurance plan cover injuries inflicted by new premium package? #
  • When my kids are born, they’d better be bionic. Or have jobs with their own insurance coverage. #
  • @austintx then at home surgery it is. See if Shannon has any old books that I could borrow that would cover the basics. in reply to austintx #
  • Gettin’ my teeth did in reply to ijustine #
  • Anxiously awaiting the NBA Trade Deadline, which will probably be the most anti-climactic point of my day. #
  • @marksmoore - congrats! Does this mean this is the last one? No Moore? Bahahahhah! You can use that, if you’d like. #
  • @iwarshak I heard one about Udoka for Wilt Chamberlain. Not sure if that one has legs, though. in reply to iwarshak #
  • @SchusterFilms Ooh..good luck. That’s where I got stuck for 17 hours. There’s a Cinnabon over in mile 18 if you’re looking to kill time. in reply to SchusterFilms #
  • Well, this just turned into a rush job. #
  • Discovered I can make myself sound like the Jetsons car. Figuring out how I can work this newfound talent into a resume. #
  • @SchusterFilms Oooh…Noodle House? in reply to SchusterFilms #
  • Recurring brownouts could make running a mega-church interesting #
  • No church tonight #
  • Ooooh..Final Cut, you saucy little minx. #
  • Let’s try this again. With electricity this time. #