Does anybody have cheat codes for Sorenson Squeeze? Looking for a mega-fast flash encode and/or 100 extra lives. #
I think bakery reality shows are created only for the opportunity for them to say “this one takes the cake” #
170 FTA combined in the last two NBA playoff games. Really? #
I submit that there [...]
House hunting would be a lot more fun if we were stinkin rich #
29 years old today. I feel very distinguished. I need a nap. #
@SchusterFilms thanks man. If you need any wisdom from somebody very wise, feel free to ask. in reply to SchusterFilms #
Thanks, everybody, for the birthday messages. I’d like to personally [...]
Apple juice is probably one of my favorite types of juice that comes from an apple. #
Trying to come up with a title for my new album - in the event that I ever take up music and progress in it enough to record an album. #
@normalguyguide every mothers day, my mom wants to go [...]
@kyleike2 seriously? What happened? in reply to kyleike2 #
@kyleike2 we just need to accept that Ed will never again be well in reply to kyleike2 #
@tbonetaylor he’s right dude. Stop playing the “four titles” card. The cowboys have five superbowls and they’re the current NFL joke in reply to tbonetaylor #
@tbonetaylor I’ve been in many [...]
If I had to rank Dallas’s draft with A being best and F being worst - I’d give it the middle finger. I just want to pee on my television. #
@tbonetaylor Any semblance of hope I had left me when we drafted a kicker in the 5th round….and we have a probowl kicker, [...]
