• If I had to rank Dallas’s draft with A being best and F being worst - I’d give it the middle finger. I just want to pee on my television. #
  • @tbonetaylor Any semblance of hope I had left me when we drafted a kicker in the 5th round….and we have a probowl kicker, already in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @tbonetaylor I thought you were vehemently opposed to Castro #
  • Getting super pumped about early voting today. Can’t wait to show my support to whoever’s name I decide to check at the poll whenever I go. #
  • Remembering Bea Arthur all day today. Until 11:30, and then I just have a lot of other stuff I need to take care of. #
  • @txnewsgirl Yeah - he’s at work today (I work with Taylor) in reply to txnewsgirl #
  • Microsoft Word - a critical update? You should have notified me when it was serious or guarded. I wish it hadn’t gotten to this point. #
  • @tbonetaylor do you have a verbal/written “tool” quota you have to meet each day or something? Or a PG13 version of Tourettes, perhaps? in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @Lisacrawford Look at the options! How many times have we been attacked by Libyan terrorists only to be thwarted by our vehicle? Too many. in reply to Lisacrawford #
  • Evidently people thought *I* was selling *my* car — however I’m not, and I urge you to read this: http://bit.ly/9ZsIi #
  • @tbonetaylor - game hasn’t started yet, if you can’t tell from where you’re sitting. I’ll text you when it gets underway. #
  • @tbonetaylor 52-48 at half. You’ll know it when the cheers and lights from the scoreboard reach you. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @normalguyguide - we finally got rid of ‘y’all ready for this…’. Anything else is just gravy. in reply to normalguyguide #
  • @tbonetaylor they’ll probably be watching round two. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @tbonetaylor very doubtful. Dude, they thrashed San Antonio. Just accept it, they’re the far better team right now. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • Gone Spurs Gone #
  • Swine Flu has killed thousands since January!! http://tinyurl.com/dnj9n4 … oh..wait…that’s the regular flu that we’ve had forever #
  • Know what else has killed 140 in Mexico and threatened millions of lives around the world? My fists. #
  • @iwarshak - worst slideshow ever. Not even exciting. in reply to iwarshak #
  • @iwarshak - it wouldn’t have killed you to work in the Ken Burns effect is all I’m saying. Maybe a cross dissolve. in reply to iwarshak #
  • @iwarshak I’m sure it serves its purpose “professionally” but there wasn’t one LOLcat in there. And honestly, I think we all expected one in reply to iwarshak #
  • @txnewsgirl is it neisd? in reply to txnewsgirl #
  • @tbonetaylor I heard it was Hardy Oak - which is NEISD. But she’ll know better, obviously. Hoping NEISD closes like Comal for Lisa’s sake in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @iwarshak I’ve got three different types of explosions and a Rob Zombie song ready. You just say the word. in reply to iwarshak #
  • I hate it when people have long casual phone conversations in crowded quiet places. Yes…you…guy next to me. I’m talking about you. #
  • @txnewsgirl can you pull some strings and get neisd to shut down for a bit? in reply to txnewsgirl #
  • I’ve been making fun of the people panicking about Swine Flu, and now I have a stomach virus. Well played, karma. Well played. #