• @kyleike2 seriously? What happened? in reply to kyleike2 #
  • @kyleike2 we just need to accept that Ed will never again be well in reply to kyleike2 #
  • @tbonetaylor he’s right dude. Stop playing the “four titles” card. The cowboys have five superbowls and they’re the current NFL joke in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @tbonetaylor I’ve been in many a conversation with you where you trash the Lakers. Seems hypocritical, no? in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • I don’t think any human being on the planet enjoys his job more than Chris Hansen from Dateline. #
  • Full Vid of the Pacquiao/Hatton fight: http://tiny.cc/U7W7j #
  • Dear Twitterverse - If you’re reading this, I’m already gone. Frozen to death in my office. Stewart, too. Please finish the editing. #
  • @tbonetaylor dude, no he isn’t. He’s being completely facetious. Do you really think he believes that a pass is “the greatest one ever made? in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @tbonetaylor re: Turkoglu - because the Hedo you see now isn’t the one SA had. He sucked here. Played scared and was the anti-clutch. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • Tuesday night softball. 10:15 pm and the game before us still has 20 minutes left. Awesome. #
  • Pro: we have an offer on our house that has been agreed to.

    Con: they want to close June 12.

    Pro: Two awesome roomies up for grabs. #

  • Searching Amazon to see if “more wishes” is available to put on my wish list. Or maybe a nap. Or invisibility. #
  • Just watched Gangland. Now about to take my donk with the candy paint and some cheese to get some “corned beef hash.” Sheez. #
  • Our automatic trashcan is broken. Now we have to manually open it to throw stuff away like commonfolk. I’m saddened to live this life. #
  • @iwarshak through Sportslife? in reply to iwarshak #
  • @iwarshak yeah, we’ve played together for about 6 years in reply to iwarshak #
  • Swashbuckling the Hallmark Graduation because I believe in success. With special Twitter guest, Mr. @bowen12 http://twitpic.com/4ujx5 #
  • Dom DeLuise dead on Tuesday. Dom DiMaggio dead on Thursday. Dom Irerra may want to stay home this weekend. #
  • Just got back from voting. Very excited about the possibility of Trish DeBerry representing the NFC in the 2010 Pro Bowl. #
  • @tbonetaylor is attempting to jailbreak my phone. If it doesn’t work, I’m going to kickbreak his face. #
  • Sweet. Jailbreak failed. Now I have a $300 travel size picture of the Apple logo. #
  • I don’t ever want to remember the world before DVR. I’ll bet people in 3rd world countries have to watch shows live. Suckers. #
  • Crawling up the stairs backwards on your hands and knees is not nearly as easy as they make it look in movies. #