• Apple juice is probably one of my favorite types of juice that comes from an apple. #
  • Trying to come up with a title for my new album - in the event that I ever take up music and progress in it enough to record an album. #
  • @normalguyguide every mothers day, my mom wants to go out for wings and beer. It’s something I don’t question. It seems like a possible trap in reply to normalguyguide #
  • I guess the name Glen “Big Fatty Fat Head” Davis was taken. #
  • Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo on the floor and Doc runs a play for a 20 foot Glen Davis jumper. Can’t argue with results, but…. #
  • Glen Davis’s head looks squishy to the touch. #
  • @kyleike2 - dude…that thing was the size of a stegosaurus. in reply to kyleike2 #
  • I want hazard pay. Or a set of nunchakus to protect myself during the work day. #
  • Can’t believe nobody’s talking about this Lebron Jones guy. He very well could be the next Aaron McKie. #
  • Ooooh, Time Warner! If you were a person, I’d punch you straight in the gullet. #
  • I wonder if the real Mafia conducts business through Facebook, or a similar social networking site. #
  • We are so cool and thoughtful #
  • I sure could go for some super powers right now. Maybe an omelette, also. #
  • Never has a tv show been more appropriately named than “Lost.” They shouldve kept the original title, “WTF?” #
  • Going to dinner here. Let me know if you want to join: http://bit.ly/GCTbc #
  • About to start my pre-BBQ gluttony calesthenics and looking for my fat pants #
  • Wondering if there’s a scientific backing behind facebook’s “which dog/car/cartoon character/dairy product/type of wood/etc are you” tests. #
  • If Twitter allowed 200 characters, I’d be friggin’ Confucius. But, with only 140 at my disposal, I am limited to only inane musings. #
  • @kkingery - you have just challenged me to start giving my updates in haiku form. no telling when this will start. in reply to kkingery #