Tweeting for @tbonetaylor since he broke his phone. “I hate Obama, the Mavs, Kobe, At&t, Mark Cuban, Final Cut, and food with flavor.” #
Takesha Butler, if you’re out there, please call your probation officer, Linda Munoz. She just left a message on my phone for you. Thanks! #
I already bought my ticket for this movie. [...]
Get it together, Saltine Cracker Company! #
If I’m starting a team, I take Lebron. If I need to win 1 game, I take Kobe. If I need a roomie for a ski trip, I take Lebron. #
@BigRedinTejas @tbonetaylor - I think you guys are missing my ski trip reference. Specifically one in CO. in [...]
“I think it’s funny, and sort of ridiculous when people put something they’ve said down as one of their favorite quotes.” - Steve C. #
Just once in my life I want to be in a bank while it gets held up by a band of surfers lead by Patrick Swayze. #
@tbonetaylor - [...]
