• “I think it’s funny, and sort of ridiculous when people put something they’ve said down as one of their favorite quotes.” - Steve C. #
  • Just once in my life I want to be in a bank while it gets held up by a band of surfers lead by Patrick Swayze. #
  • @tbonetaylor - the irony in you going to see Tool is mindblowing. You know it’s a band, right? Not just a tribute to the word. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • Shouting the answer doesn’t make you any more or less correct, Wheel of Fortune lady. #
  • You know how, when you’re older, you look back on how stupid you were as a kid? That’s what I think a lot of my friends should do. #
  • I’ve decided that, if the technology were available, I would replace my arm with a robot arm. Not sure which arm. Haven’t decided yet. #
  • @tbonetaylor - awesome! ask them if you can get tickets to Lilith Fair while you’re down there! in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @jboren and I need to start a dating service #
  • How did I never notice John Elway’s misshapen head? #
  • Despite what you think, radio station changing old lady in the gym, Chopin does not get people pumped up to work out. #
  • I never claimed to be an English professor, but I think I’m ok here, Microsoft. http://twitpic.com/6lz1r #
  • @miahcamp you could steal his car and set it on fire. That’s pretty funny. in reply to miahcamp #
  • RT @kyleike2: I think someone read @stcrawford’s tweet: http://bit.ly/885eA & turned it into a Threadless shirt: http://bit.ly/Nl9QW #
  • The hidden stat in tonights game will be Lebron James FT attempts. #
  • Looking for a website that lets me workout online. #
  • Was really annoyed by a group of kids at MoMaks last night. Wondering if there’s a legally acceptable reason for a 29 y/o to punch an 11 y/o #
  • @tbonetaylor already one? Really? One? in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • @tbonetaylor iPhone autocorrected won to one? They’re nowhere near each other. It’d be like autocorrecting “fajitas” to “dictionary.” #