• Tweeting for @tbonetaylor since he broke his phone. “I hate Obama, the Mavs, Kobe, At&t, Mark Cuban, Final Cut, and food with flavor.” #
  • Takesha Butler, if you’re out there, please call your probation officer, Linda Munoz. She just left a message on my phone for you. Thanks! #
  • I already bought my ticket for this movie. http://bit.ly/13Q7HU (obligatory #squarespace mention) #
  • It’s hotter than a fat kid in dodgeball out here. #
  • @chrisemmitt I think that’s only fair. #
  • @iwarshak Louie, huh? Sounds about right. in reply to iwarshak #
  • @iwarshak Navy - somehow, you guys were put in a different league than the rest of us. It’s never happened before. Louie has his…..rep in reply to iwarshak #
  • Not updating to iphone 3.0 just because the man tells me to do it. I can live without copy and paste, much like our forefathers did. #
  • @tbonetaylor - you’ve bricked my phone from an abundance of stupid before. The new update can’t be worse than that. in reply to tbonetaylor #
  • Starting to think it’d be easier to torch all our stuff and start over than pack it. #
  • The only improvement I’d make on the tweetdeck app for iPhone is to make it actually work. #
  • On one hand, this takes some stress out of moving, but on the other hand, I couldve built the fort to end all forts http://twitpic.com/7t6sj #
  • You win, boxes. You win. #