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Entries for the ‘General Junk’ Category

50 Charles Barkley-isms

50. “I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.”
49. “You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.”
48. “I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.”
47. “We better not be doing [...]

Weekend at Boerne(s)

On my last official day of vacation, Lisa and I decided to spend the day in Boerne, TX. We went to the Cibolo Nature Center and just hiked, ate lunch, read, and took pictures.

And, I’ve been really into HDR photography, lately - so here are some that I took today.

The whole set can be [...]

Chicken! Stop Faking!


Genius!

Armored Truck Robber Uses Craigslist to Get Away
06:00 PM PDT on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
MONROE, Wash. – In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a [...]

Ode to my Dad

As many of you know - actually, as all eight of my readers should know…being that three of you work the same office as me, three of you are related to him, one is me, and one is dad himself - my dad is the facilities manager here at work. I don’t know exactly [...]

Can I have my spider back?


Energy Explosion

I was playing around with After Effects and Video CoPilot today, and this was the result. There’s a hard edge on the mask of the big energy ball in the middle, which I didn’t realize was there until it was rendered out, but I don’t care to fix it.

Energy Explosion from Steve Crawford on Vimeo.

Going on record…

It is physically impossible for me to care less than I do about which Facebook layout they decide to go with.

Catalyst Conference ‘08

I was sent on a trip to Atlanta this past week to attend Catalyst, which is a leadership conference.  There were a ton of great speakers there, so here are some of the things I pulled from each one.
Andy Stanley - pastor North Point Community Church (http://www.northpoint.org/)

Forgiveness is our message.  We have been forgiven, therefore [...]

Roach encounter

I swear to God that thing was like 30lbs.