Tweeting for @tbonetaylor since he broke his phone. “I hate Obama, the Mavs, Kobe, At&t, Mark Cuban, Final Cut, and food with flavor.” #
Takesha Butler, if you’re out there, please call your probation officer, Linda Munoz. She just left a message on my phone for you. Thanks! #
I already bought my ticket for this movie. [...]
Get it together, Saltine Cracker Company! #
If I’m starting a team, I take Lebron. If I need to win 1 game, I take Kobe. If I need a roomie for a ski trip, I take Lebron. #
@BigRedinTejas @tbonetaylor - I think you guys are missing my ski trip reference. Specifically one in CO. in [...]
“I think it’s funny, and sort of ridiculous when people put something they’ve said down as one of their favorite quotes.” - Steve C. #
Just once in my life I want to be in a bank while it gets held up by a band of surfers lead by Patrick Swayze. #
@tbonetaylor - [...]
Does anybody have cheat codes for Sorenson Squeeze? Looking for a mega-fast flash encode and/or 100 extra lives. #
I think bakery reality shows are created only for the opportunity for them to say “this one takes the cake” #
170 FTA combined in the last two NBA playoff games. Really? #
I submit that there [...]
House hunting would be a lot more fun if we were stinkin rich #
29 years old today. I feel very distinguished. I need a nap. #
@SchusterFilms thanks man. If you need any wisdom from somebody very wise, feel free to ask. in reply to SchusterFilms #
Thanks, everybody, for the birthday messages. I’d like to personally [...]
Apple juice is probably one of my favorite types of juice that comes from an apple. #
Trying to come up with a title for my new album - in the event that I ever take up music and progress in it enough to record an album. #
@normalguyguide every mothers day, my mom wants to go [...]
@kyleike2 seriously? What happened? in reply to kyleike2 #
@kyleike2 we just need to accept that Ed will never again be well in reply to kyleike2 #
@tbonetaylor he’s right dude. Stop playing the “four titles” card. The cowboys have five superbowls and they’re the current NFL joke in reply to tbonetaylor #
@tbonetaylor I’ve been in many [...]
If I had to rank Dallas’s draft with A being best and F being worst - I’d give it the middle finger. I just want to pee on my television. #
@tbonetaylor Any semblance of hope I had left me when we drafted a kicker in the 5th round….and we have a probowl kicker, [...]
Strange. A google search for “Final Cut Pro is being a fickle whore” turns up 0 results. #
The only thing I enjoy more than going to the gym at 6am, is doing just about anything else. #
This is going to be cumbersome, but I hate getting pinched: http://twitpic.com/26kpw #
@editblog - don’t even listen to [...]
Getting plans together for the sandwich I’m going to make in about 20 minutes. http://twitpic.com/1xoch #
I wonder if kids ever called Ime Udoka, “I’m a Udorka.” Or if his teammates do now. #
Fighting camera lust on ebay #
Looking to hire a freelance collection goon. Face scar and crazy eye a plus. Inquire [...]
