Form Before Function

@kyleike2 - “Insurance Meeting 2: Taking it to the Streetz”
See what I did there? Used a Z instead of an S. Because I’m hip. #
Checking craigslist for a used jaws of life so I can open these dayquil pills #
Watching Gangland - and trying to picture these people in job interview situations. #
It’s a start, [...]

Watching Grease 2 and wanting to gouge my eyes out. Currently unsure if the two are related. #
England sure makes a mean muffin #
Wrangling some text in TextWrangler. #
With Kim and Lisa while they’re watching the Bachelor. And dying a little bit inside. #
It’s fun, right? Wrong. Don’t smother your kids. [...]

Freelancing would be a lot more profitable if the clients would actually pay for said freelance work. #
Open Enrollment meeting 2009. The most exciting thing that’s happened to me since Open Enrollment Meeting 2008. #
Does the new insurance plan cover injuries inflicted by new premium package? #
When my kids are born, they’d better be [...]

@SchusterFilms and we can’t even get our DVD burner to work properly. #
Barack Obama is no Barney Stinson in reply to SchusterFilms #
The song “iesha” just came on the radio at the gym. #
@kkingery a product of one of my greatest pranks ever. Here are more: http://tinyurl.com/d5yxyx in reply to kkingery #
I sure do [...]

What the…?!? #
I hate it when fans boo obviously correct calls. And spiders, I hate spiders, too. #
Hey, check it out. Larry Fitzgerald plays for the Cards #
Gearing up for the probowl. #
The iPhone has revolutionized going to the bathroom. #
@dslife don’t act like you, and every other iPhone owner hasn’t realized that. #
I’d rather [...]

I don’t know if you got my twitter…or ‘tweet,’ I guess, although I still feel funny saying that. So, I’ll put it here. I know you read this.
By the time you get this, I’ll be gone.
We both knew it was coming. Honestly, it’d been heading this way for [...]

I was just thinking about this.  Let’s say I wanted to travel back to, just to name a historical event for the sake of the question, 9/11/01 in NYC.  Would I end up IN New York City, or would I just be in San Antonio in 2001?  I guess I’m asking if time machines cover [...]

As many of you know - actually, as all eight of my readers should know…being that three of you work the same office as me, three of you are related to him, one is me, and one is dad himself - my dad is the facilities manager here at work. I don’t know exactly [...]

Who in the world eats this stuff? It tastes like dirty tires.
But, it’d be a pretty sweet band name.
Black Licorice and the Rocket Squad. No idea what a rocket squad is, though.